Beware- a new deadly virus
The symptoms were clear - a desperate need to work, lack of appetite, constant urge to smoke, irrepressible necessity to be on the mobile, a zombie like appearance, insomnia, and a constant jabbering with a few prominent words being recurrenlty used - boss, customer, urgent pitches..
It was imperative to diagnose the desease. It was some sorta infection. A blood test was done on the victim. The reports were as expected. A severe infection, had spread all over the body and had taken possession of the brain. A not so new and highly dreaded and popular virus - was doing the rounds in Bangalore, Gurgaon, Jaipur, Hyderabad and Kolkata. It is called the Genpact virus. And the desease is called the BPOmia.
The virus typically takes over young married men and women. Slowly and shrewdly the virus makes the victim work longer hours, temporarily earising their memory of their families and also a part of themselves. Once the victim is totally disillussioned with what the virus wants them to see and do - which is more often than not, mindless amount of work, it takes over their entire lives. This poor man was in the last stage of BPOmia. The doctor had just one thing to say. There is olny one hope. Cleanse the system. Take a holiday to Goa and drink lots of beer. That will kill all the smartass viruses, and rejuvinate the entire system. Once the body is totally cleansed - which should take about a week or two, get back to the same place of work and challenge it. You can fight it by taking the anti-Genpact injection. Its called 'the spouse' serum. This serum once injected will keep the victims clear of the virus attack!
The ball is now n the victim's court.
Ps: There are many versions of the virus - there are deadlier ones too.
It was imperative to diagnose the desease. It was some sorta infection. A blood test was done on the victim. The reports were as expected. A severe infection, had spread all over the body and had taken possession of the brain. A not so new and highly dreaded and popular virus - was doing the rounds in Bangalore, Gurgaon, Jaipur, Hyderabad and Kolkata. It is called the Genpact virus. And the desease is called the BPOmia.
The virus typically takes over young married men and women. Slowly and shrewdly the virus makes the victim work longer hours, temporarily earising their memory of their families and also a part of themselves. Once the victim is totally disillussioned with what the virus wants them to see and do - which is more often than not, mindless amount of work, it takes over their entire lives. This poor man was in the last stage of BPOmia. The doctor had just one thing to say. There is olny one hope. Cleanse the system. Take a holiday to Goa and drink lots of beer. That will kill all the smartass viruses, and rejuvinate the entire system. Once the body is totally cleansed - which should take about a week or two, get back to the same place of work and challenge it. You can fight it by taking the anti-Genpact injection. Its called 'the spouse' serum. This serum once injected will keep the victims clear of the virus attack!
The ball is now n the victim's court.
Ps: There are many versions of the virus - there are deadlier ones too.
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