Are you suffering from office-stipation?

 

Have you heard of 'office-tipation? Its the newest disease on the block. Beware! If you have it, chances are that you aren't aware of it. I have studied this 'disease' very closely. Match my points to know if you have this deadly disease.

You have office-stipation if:

1. You have ' office missing pangs'  on a holiday with your family

2. You interrupt a relatively happy conversation with your wife in the car and call your boss to exchange pleasantries

3. You have decided to take off on a particular day, and on that day have a strong urge to go to work

4. All or most of your conversations with your wife are around 'office'

5. You cannot stand a week long holiday- you are dying to get back to work

6. You stay parked at work despite having the cutest dotter in the world

7. You give gyan (on a weekend) to your wife about how she can make it big in her work place

8. Everything you say, begins and ends with - 'depends when i get off'

9. You love shopping for formal clothes

10. You wake up in the morning and read the astrology section first and say - yes!  I am gonna rip off those guys in the presentation today

11. you have used the word 'pitch' more than 756 times a week

12. You are totally out of sync with the cricket scene

13. You haven't read half a book in the last 6 months

14. You aspire to be the 'youngest' VP in the next one year

15. You have missed all your friends weddings because you had to be in 'office'

16. You remember what your boss has told you but look blank eyed when your wife asks you for something

17. You strive for your colleagues cause/promotions and forget about your child's vaccination

18. you have consistently forgotten to pay your house electricity bill, but have maintained a steady record of meeting targets at work.

19. You have gone for more number offsites than holidays with your family

20. you spend an average of 14 hours at work everyday.

21. you think romance is all about taking your wife shopping and eating out

22. You hang up on your wife on getting a call waiting from your office and keep your wife's call waiting when you are on an official call.

22. You wake up promptly WITHOUT the need of a push from your wife or an alarm on the day of some customer presentation(despite having slept for less than 2 hours); but have serious sleep disorder on weekends when your wife has planned your day out....

Analysis:

If you relate to more than 3 points stated above, you  are getting there. this is your warning.

If you relate to more than 10 points, you are almost a gone case, but you still have hope.

If you relate to more than 15 points you are a complete loser and the disease has completely gripped you.

If you relate to all the above points you should visit a shrink immediately.

If you actually do all the above, yet deny any of the above, your name  starts with R. You must immediately see your divorce lawyer, chances are that you might end up meeting your wife there.