The conspiring chemical messengers

It seemed like her world had torn apart

and then suddenly it all seemed perfect.

she cried bucket loads for hours,

then laughed like a crazy witch.

she poured over Thomas hardy

only to switch over to a Mills and Boons

Now she ate like there's no tomorrow

then she gave up all the carbs.

Just when she was pining to go to bed and bury her sorrows in her pillow,

she got the devil's energy for a workout.

Wasn't it just yesterday, he seemed like the best lover around?

And today she conspired to throw him out of her life!

One of these days she planned to take THEM to court.

No one plays with her life like this.

Bloody Hormones.